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:: Monday, December 30, 2002 :: I have finally decided, "Enough with this G-rated blog!" My god. Why haven't I begun to use profanity? Or hidden sexual innuendo? And can you believe I have not used the word "phallus" once in the month or so I have been writing on this blog? Well, here it is: phallus. Yay! And as an added bonus, here is the adjective form of the word: phallic! [In Southern accent] Why, dare I say, that is certainly the most phallic-looking lollipop I've ever seen. I do hope I avoid sucking on it... GASP!
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