:: Pedantic Platitudes ::
Greetings! My name is Sam J and I am a student at Harvard University. Perhaps this blog will present a little look into the mundane yet unique events that make up my life.
:: Saturday, April 26, 2003 ::
Here's the next installment in my series of movie proposals (I'm hoping to make this a weekly feature now: The Super Saturday Screenplay):
This film is called "Lunch with Lesbians," and it stars Cher, Liza Minelli, Elizabeth Taylor, and Britney Spears. This film is about a group of four wealthy women (who happen to like other women... in a romantic way). They meet every week for lunch, and they discuss such varied topics as housing, horoscopes, hormones, and homosexuality. Obviously, Britney, being the youngest in the group, is the newcomer, and the three older ladies try to help her in her search for true lesbian love in the big city.
Actual snippet from the script:
[The four women are having lunch at a nice sidewalk cafe. They are discussing Britney's new mansion.]
Liza: Well, I never thought that mansion was very well designed.
Cher: Neither did I.
[Lively ukulele music begins to play in the background.]
Elizabeth: Girlfriend, the bathroom in that building is larger than my makeup box, and that's saying something!
Britney: Well, I am perfectly content with the house I'm living in. I mean, the only additional thing it needs is a hot girl other than me!
Cher: You go girl!
[Lively lesbian laughter.]
Britney: But how do I find a girlfriend?
Elizabeth: Have you tried going to a club? Or an online dating service?
Britney: But I never get any replies!
Liza: How the (gratuitous expletive) does that happen?
Britney: Sigh. Maybe they're just intimidated by my wealth. But I wish people would see beyond that and try to see the real me.
Cher: Someday, my dear, they will see your true beauty.
:: SL 1:50 PM [+] ::
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