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Greetings! My name is Sam J and I am a student at Harvard University. Perhaps this blog will present a little look into the mundane yet unique events that make up my life.

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:: Saturday, October 04, 2003 ::

Welcome to the Super Saturday Feature! Now, Pedantic Platitudes will feature more pedantry than you can shake a stick at! Enjoy:

He derived peculiar pleasure from engaging in exceptionally egregious displays of petulance, irking the masses with thunderous flatulence, and masticating in a flagrantly non-silent manner.

Translation: He's a jackass.

Their wanton expressions of mutual love sustained through the obscurity of the darkness and would not subside, despite the heavily physical, nay, exhaustingly laborious aspects of their nocturnal activity.

Translation: They freaked all night.

The apprehensive debutante, transcending outlandish societal expectations with her exceedingly sophisticated comportment, exhibited unquestionably meritorious pulchritude.

Translation: She's hot.

:: SL 11:00 AM [+] ::
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