:: Pedantic Platitudes ::

Greetings! My name is Sam J and I am a student at Harvard University. Perhaps this blog will present a little look into the mundane yet unique events that make up my life.

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:: Tuesday, December 09, 2003 ::

Check out The Surrealist Compliment Generator! I've found it to be wildly amusing. Here are some favorites:

Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors.

If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse.

If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.

You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps.

Send me your hang nails. With great eagerness I will knit them into divine papal integuments.

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.

:: SL 9:17 AM [+] ::
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