:: Pedantic Platitudes ::

:: Sunday, August 01, 2004 ::

Alas, it is August. August always feels like summer is over. Granted, I still have about six weeks before school starts again in the fall, but August starts to feel like the fall and back to school time. Summer is almost over!

A strange night of strange dreams...

Last night, I had a panoply of strange dreams. One of them concerned a new ride at Disneyland that was a strange mix of Autopia and "it's a small world." You would drive through the ride in one of those polluting mini-cars that Autopia is so famous for and see little singing dolls, some of them moving up and down (with the help of strings). Then, in the conclusion of the ride, the car you were sitting in would morph into a boat. It was a really strange dream.

Another dream revolved around a new rule in the English language that required a hyphen for English words that had the letter "j" or "k" affixed to it. An English teacher forced me to apply the new rule to my own name, so my name became Sam-J (which it is not... it's Sam J). I was very much annoyed by this new rule in my dream. It's about as annoying as leaving out commas when listing things, as people started doing several years ago ("eats, shoots, and leaves" became "eats, shoots and leaves"). Anyways, that's enough about strange new English rules.

Today, I visited my friends Alex and Alex at their apartment. It was a wonderful time of chatting and drinking tea. I had green tea to get

So, we all know that the Bush campaign is evil, but now I can say that the Bush campaign has physically hurt somebody I know. My friend Alex, upon reading about another negative attack from the Bush campaign, was so frustrated that he started brutally beating his leg. He then limped off the couch in pain. In conclusion: Don't vote for Bush this November because he hurts people... in more ways than one.

Quote of the Day: "Look, Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian; you should be one too!"

:: SL 4:25 PM [+] ::
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