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:: Monday, September 19, 2005 ::

Shiver me timbers, it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!! Arrrrrgh!

Time for pirate jokes!

What was the new pirate movie rated?

Why was the pirate wearing a heavy coat?
Because he was in the Arrrrrtic!

What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel affixed to his crotch.
The puzzled bartender sees this and asks, "Why do you have a steering wheel affixed to your crotch?"
The pirate replies: "Arrrrrgh, it's driving me nuts!!!"

Strangely enough, my high school mascot was a pirate, which, when you actually think about it, isn't exactly the best role model for young people. Hey kids, let's steal, rape, and destroy everything we see!!!

:: SL 1:54 PM [+] ::

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