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Greetings! My name is Sam J and I am a student at Harvard University. Perhaps this blog will present a little look into the mundane yet unique events that make up my life.
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:: Thursday, April 20, 2006 ::

I'm sorry... I have a big backlog of quotes, so I'm going to dump them all here:

Quote(s) of the Day: "Awww, it'll be OK... no harm, no foul... Oh my goodness... Did I just use a sports analogy?!?"

"Wait, has she had a boyfriend?" "No, but that doesn't mean she hasn't been eaten out!"

"What do you call a cold pirate tree?" "Shiver me timbers? Arr brr?"

"Are you going to John Harvard's Bar Mitzvah?" "I didn't know John Harvard was Jewish."

"See? We're in Cambridge now!" "Um, weren't we in Cambridge the entire time?"

"We saw pubic hair! That counts as nudity!!!"

"Is that a dried fig?" "Yeah." "It fig-ures."

"They said that the trees smelled like a massive gang-bang, and that made me think of you..." "What??? Does my face just scream SEXUAL VIOLENCE?!?!?"

:: SL 5:07 PM [+] ::

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